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Claustraphobic

Squidward: (to Patrick) Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me Claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does “claustrophobic” mean?
SpongeBob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No it doesn’t!
Patrick: Ho, Ho, Ho…
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick. You’re scaring him.

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The Egg And The Eye

Snape was looking down at Moody, and Harry couldn’t see the expression on his face. For a moment, nobody moved or said anything. Then Snape slowly lowered his hands.

“I merely thought,” said Snape, in a voice of forced calm, “that if Potter was wandering around after hours again… it’s an unfortunate habit of his… he should be stopped. For – for his own safety.”

“Ah, I see,” said Moody softly. “Got Potter’s best interests at heart, have you?”

Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire [Chapter 25: The Egg and The Eye]

 

I never realized that Snape’s line means something!

Ask You To Be Mine

With this hand I will lift your sorrows.

Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine.

With this candle, I will light your way into darkness.

With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

 

Corpse Bride

Definitely, Maybe.

I wanna marry you because you’re the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight.

Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn’t imagine not being able to hold them.

But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?

Definitely. Maybe…

Believe

Peter Llewelyn Davies: It’s just, I thought she’d always be here.

J.M. Barrie: So did I. But in fact, she is, because she’s on every page of your imagination. You’ll always have her there. Always.

Peter Llewelyn Davies: But why did she have to die?

J.M. Barrie: I don’t know, Peter. When I think of your mother, I will always remember how happy she looked, sitting there in the parlor watching a play about her family, about her boys that never grew up. She went to Neverland. And you can visit her any time you like if you just go there yourself.

Peter Llewelyn Davies: How?

J.M. Barrie: By believing, Peter. Just believe.

[Finding Neverland]

Wait For You

SpongeBob: What do you usually do when I’m gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.

My Best Friend

Alphonso: You don’t step in to love, you fall in. Head over heels. Have you ever seen someone fall head over heels in love? It’s ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.

Reed Bennett: How did you and your wife get it so right?

Alphonso: Easy, I married my best friend!

[Valentine’s Day]

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